Your Mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Your Mama's so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Your Mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Your Mama's so old her birth certificate says "expired" on it.
Your Mama's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Your Mama's so old when she walked into an antique store they kept her.
Hope you enjoyed these as much as I do. I am going to be doing some more resting today and hanging out with my grandma....she is going to teach me how to knit!! I am so excited...I go to the doctor tomorrow and hopefully there will be some good news!!!!!